SmileyCat's laughin 'at a joke called: Dog Food! Ready?
I bought a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart a day and was in line to extract. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. on impulse, I told him no, but I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably should not because I ended up in hospital the last time I was on diet, but I lost 50 pounds before I woke up in ICU with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told him it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is you load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you're hungry. More food is nutritionally complete so I would try the diet. I should mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story, horrified, the woman asked me if I ended up in the emergency room because I had been poisoned by dog food. No.. I Lickin 'my ball on the sidewalk and got hit by a car! SmileyCat:) Funny?
lol! It was good, Why'd I have never met people like you in my check out line? Not just!
The Dog Food Diet Funny
